Revenge of the -Ly Song

The App Store is killing me right now.

Apple and Google both stopped accepting “Flappy” apps, because it was getting ridiculous. (And for Google to do that – you know that means truly insane.)

The response?

To the Thesarusomobile!

Splashy! Trashy! OMG – LOOK AT ALL OF THE WORDS THAT END IN -LY! Three words is completely different than two! They can’t ban us now!

There’s even a song!

Squeal!

/sigh

They’re going to need to ban just about every adjective in the English language by the time they’re done…

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